I was in a taxi on my way to see Happiness, by Todd Solondz, when suddenly i noticed a man in a bear costume standing near an elementary school. Being an upstanding citizen i asked the driver to pull over to further investigate. when we pulled up and i rolled the window down the bear simply said, I came. i was quite curious by this and inquired where from.. he then proceeded to tell me abt the last castle he had gone to, looking for a princess but a child in a mushroom suit had infrmd him ” the princess is in another castle.”
i asked him what he wanted to do with the princess and he simply grinned and asked, rather sadistically: Problem?
This was getting too weird. i asked the driver to pull away and stop a bit further so i could call the police . this Mr bear seemed interested in little princesses and damn i i was gonna just stand there. as i was calling i looked through the back window to chk on him and saw the most pecular thing. Mr bear was getting in a red race kart ( one of those little ones for amusement parks) and was abt to drive away.
I immediately asked the driver to pursue showing him my good friend Benny franklin as an incentive, It certainly worked. we flew after the bear in kart. the bear had noticed us tailing him and started throwing out what i thought at first to be grenades but then realized were bananas…BANANAS!!!!!! there was something very wrong at work here.
I asked the driver to hit the carts bumper in an effort to stop the bear. he did but the bears cart flew sped across the road out of control and hit a pole shooting Mr bear out onto some bushes by the street.
Damn, I though to myself. Did we kill him? Worried as i was i ran out the taxi and towards the bear lying on the ground. as i got closer i knelt and asked if he was alright. Thats wen he pulled out the gun
Not expecting gun bearing Bear i backed away . He had that same grin on his face and was asking me If i was mad. at this point the driver who had witnessed the whole thing had circled around was approaching the bear with a stone in hand. the driver hit him and the bear went down yelling FFFFUUUUU.. and proclaiming his dad was li gang.. then he started babling abt something like: “Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”…neither of us fully understood what the hell he meant the hit to the head seemed to have lft the bear incoherent. it was time to see who was behind all this.
I pulled the mask away and was in for a surprise…..It was the “Intelligent” fox co-responder, Bill O’reilly. Thats wen i looked up at the driver and proclaimed…..” Who put him him there? huh? who put him there? u cant explain that.”


