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Can you tell me how this short story is?

2015 AD
Dr. Smith and Dr. Harvey were sitting at their desks, with papers flying everywhere, but it was all just a show. They were essentially doing nothing, their jobs having being made worthless by the recent breakthrough at the Russian Space Centre; combustible hydrogen rocket fuel. The Russians had beaten the Americans again, and NASA could do nothing but gape at those dratted Russians while they held their press conference. Dr. Smith and Dr. Harvey were the heads at the dept. for research in combustible rocket fuel, but they had failed, and their jobs were at stake. The only reprieve would be to discover ET life before the Russians, an entity they weren’t even sure if existed.
Thus, another uneventful day at the space station. Until suddenly, a lab technician came running through the corridor, and banged right into Dr. Smith and Dr. Harvey’s door.
“What’s the big hurry about, young man?” asked Dr. Smith, opening the door. “Response…from…. Gliese 581 d” gasped the techie. Enough to set the two scientists running towards the control room. They knew fully well what this meant. For years, they had sent several messages to that planet, which was almost a twin of the Earth, hoping to receive something back. And their efforts finally paid off! But when they stumbled into the room, from the expressions on the faces of their colleagues, they immediately knew something was definitely wrong. An unnatural chill crept up Dr. Smith’s spine when he saw the screen. The transcription seemed like one word repeated over and over again, 14 pages long, and strangely recognizable. It was in English first, then French, Pashto, Hindi, RUSSIAN, Thai….. In every language that existed on the earth. The horror reflected in the eyes of his colleagues was nothing compared to that single word, simple and sinister.
DEATH
Dr. Harvey fainted.
2020 AD
The past 5 years had seen nothing out of the ordinary, yet all governments around the world had their best missiles, nuclear reactors and other war vessels at hand. It had been decided to keep that message strictly confidential. A special commission with the best commanders selected from almost all the countries in the world had been assembled. Everything was fine; nothing out of the ordinary, yet all were prepared. Just in case.

2070 AD
The squad of the EATERs (Extraterrestrial Annihilation Troops for Earth’s Restoration) prowled the remnants of what had once been a jungle- a fully flourishing ecosystem, with life bouncing and frolicking at every instance; but now destroyed by those vicious things that had been set upon the Earth. It had been the EATERs greatest mistake-not having destroyed the vicious race earlier. But now it had come to this-only 3 survivors remained, and it was impossible not to kill them.
Though their ‘body covers’ had been heavily evolved and modified to sense their kill, the EATERs still relied heavily upon their primitive senses. The team wanted to take it nice and slow; relish the moment when those destroyers were brought to justice. And as they sped past the vast horizon of black, their decision went from being less foolhardy to more rational. The anger escalated within them, and their faces turned red upon seeing it.
The Earth had changed. Not a minor change. A drastic one. The only colours remaining on it were black and brown. The ground was infested with garbage- ranging from rockets remnants to spectacle rims to God knows what. The skies weren’t spared either-They weren’t blue anymore; the huge pieces of metal floating only accentuated the morbid black colour of the sky. The last drops of water vaporised into thick smoke. The trees were no longer green-in fact; there were NONE to speak of. A few brave mushrooms remained, only to be gnawed at by the desperate cockroaches that were scattered everywhere. They were the favourite animals of the EATERs; the cockroaches were supposed to be survivors, but no! The EATERs were overwhelmed with guilt when they saw this.
The perpetrators of thus huge sin deserved a punishment. Justice had to be done. But who, who would shelve out justice? God? But was there a God? For if God existed, would he have allowed such a great wrong to happen?
And this question was answered soon enough, for as the EATERs turned around the corner, they saw the three Extra Terrestrial beings huddled together. A simple prayer escaped their lips-‘God, save us.’
“There is no God” answered one of the EATERs, removing his body cover simultaneously. An ethereal light radiated from his body. The others, around 13 of them, followed suit, removing their body covers too. All of them emitted the similar unearthly light.
“Jesus?! Yahweh? Brahma? Confucius!! BUDDHA? Who are you people?” screamed one of the extra-terrestrial beings, the beings who called themselves ‘human’.
“Let’s kill them and be done with this” growled Shiva in response.
“I think they deserve to know the whole truth! They managed to evade us for so long, and it’s a special accomplishment, being the last survivors on the Earth!” echoed Mary.
All the other ‘Gods’ laughed in unison, a laugh that left the ground rumbling.
Finally, Allah started to explain.
“After the Big Bang, the first living organisms appeared on a planet 20.4 light years away from your Earth, a planet which we call Kasitra, and you call Gliese 581 d.
The first living organisms were us; the all powerful species which had the power to do almost anything and everything in the universe. We had, and we HAVE powers which would shake the very core of your existence on the Earth.”
“2 million years passed, but nothing new happened. Our existence seemed like a burden now; unfort
unfortunately, immortality can sometimes seem like a bane. So, we decided to abandon our planet and shift to a new one. And that’s how we discovered Earth.”
“Earth was beautiful beyond words. It was like Pandora’s Box, our existence didn’t seem dull anymore. We lived upon the Earth, shared its resources, and led a fruitful life, until one day, Kasitra called us back.”
“We didn’t want to leave Earth, but nor did we want to disappoint poor Kasitra. So, we decided we would not let either of them happen. Their existed many different ‘races’ of our organisms, and each race thus decided to make something anatomically similar to their bodies, but of course, limiting their powers”
“And thus, humans appeared on the Earth for the first time.”
“PANSPERMIA! THAT LIFE WAS SEEDED ON EARTH FROM ANOTHER PLANET! HA, I WAS RIGHT!!” shrieked one of the humans, who incidentally happened to be Dr. Smith’s son.
Allah shot him a filthy look before continuing-
“We invented other life forms too, so as to aid t
“We invented other life forms too, so as to aid the humans to magnify the Earth’s splendour. Humans existed like we did, and we visited the Earth every 200 years to see how they were doing. That’s how the Earthians know quite a bit about us.”
“When we came in the year 2012, we knew something wasn’t right. You all had COMPLETELY destroyed our beloved planet, our dream planet which we unfortunately had to abandon. And that’s when we took the decision to exterminate the human race.”
And with this ominous announcement, the thirteen pounced upon the remaining three.

THE END

Can you help me determine the extent of my allergic reaction?

I have chronic nasal allergies. I went to the doctor for a skin prick test last week. The results show an “erythema” reading on 2 allergens–cats and American cockroaches. The numbers for cats are 3×3 wheal and 5×5 erythema, and on roaches 3×3 wheal and 6×6 erythema. My crappy doctor did not explain these to me. Am I allergic to cats and cockroaches? How severly? Also, on the controls my histamine was 11×8 wheal and 53×23 erythema. I had no antihistamines for 3+ days prior to testing.

What’s Obama been up to between golf games and celebrity concerts?

Did you see this?

For Immediate Release June 10, 2010

Executive Order– Establishing the National Prevention, Health Promotion, and Public Health Council

EXECUTIVE ORDER

ESTABLISHING THE NATIONAL PREVENTION, HEALTH PROMOTION, AND PUBLIC HEALTH COUNCIL

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 4001 of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (Public Law 111-148), it is hereby ordered as follows:

Section 1. Establishment. There is established within the Department of Health and Human Services, the National Prevention, Health Promotion, and Public Health Council (Council).

Sec. 2. Membership.

(a) The Surgeon General shall serve as the Chair of the Council, which shall be composed of:

(1) the Secretary of Agriculture;
(2) the Secretary of Labor;
(3) the Secretary of Health and Human Services;
(4) the Secretary of Transportation;
(5) the Secretary of Education;
(6) the Secretary of Homeland Security;
(7) the Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency;
(8) the Chair of the Federal Trade Commission;
(9) the Director of National Drug Control Policy;
(10) the Assistant to the President and Director of the Domestic Policy Council;
(11) the Assistant Secretary of the Interior for Indian Affairs;

** AND GET THIS

(12) the Chairman of the Corporation for National and Community Service; and
(13) the head of any other executive department or agency that the Chair may, from time to time, determine is appropriate.

(b) The Council shall meet at the call of the Chair.

Sec. 3. Purposes and Duties. The Council shall:

(a) provide coordination and leadership at the Federal level, and among all executive departments and agencies, with respect to prevention, wellness, and health promotion practices, the public health system, and integrative health care in the United States;

(b) develop, after obtaining input from relevant stakeholders, a national prevention, health promotion, public health, and integrative health-care strategy that incorporates the most effective and achievable means of improving the health status of Americans and reducing the incidence of preventable illness and disability in the United States, as further described in section 5 of this order;

(c) provide recommendations to the President and the Congress concerning the most pressing health issues confronting the United States and changes in Federal policy to achieve national wellness, health promotion, and public health goals, including the reduction of tobacco use, sedentary behavior, and poor nutrition;

(d) consider and propose evidence-based models, policies, and innovative approaches for the promotion of transformative models of prevention, integrative health, and public health on individual and community levels across the United States;

(e) establish processes for continual public input, including input from State, regional, and local leadership communities and other relevant stakeholders, including Indian tribes and tribal organizations;

(f) submit the reports required by section 6 of this order; and

(g) carry out such other activities as are determined appropriate by the President.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/executive-order-establishing-national-prevention-health-promotion-and-public-health

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BQ: Is it true that cockroaches and bureaucrats are the only creatures that can survive a nuclear blast?
What’s “dreaded” by most sane Americans right now is MORE FRIGGING GOVERNMENT!

what do you think of these quotes from israelis about palestinians?

“1. “There is a huge gap between us (Jews) and our enemies? Not just in ability but in morality, culture, sanctity of life, and conscience. They are our neighbours here, but it seems as if at a distance of a few hundred meters away, there are people who do not belong to our continent, to our world, but actually belong to a different galaxy.”

Israeli president Moshe Katsav. The Jerusalem Post,
May 10, 2001

2. “The Palestinians are like crocodiles, the more you give them meat, they want more”.

… Ehud Barak, Prime Minister of Israel at the time – August 28, 2000. Reported in the Jerusalem Post August 30, 2000

3. “[The Palestinians are] beasts walking on two legs.”

Menachem Begin, speech to the Knesset, quoted in Amnon Kapeliouk, “Begin and the Beasts”. New Statesman, 25 June 1982.

4. “The Palestinians” would be crushed like grasshoppers … heads smashed against the boulders and walls.”

Israeli Prime Minister (at the time) in a speech to Jewish settlers New York Times April 1, 1988

5. “When we have settled the land, all the Arabs will be able to do about it will be to scurry around like drugged cockroaches in a bottle.”

Raphael Eitan, Chief of Staff of the Israeli Defense Forces, New York Times, 14 April 1983.

6. “How can we return the occupied territories? There is nobody to return them to.”

Golda Meir, March 8, 1969.

7. “There was no such thing as Palestinians, they never existed.”

Golda Maier Israeli Prime Minister June 15, 1969

8. “The thesis that the danger of genocide was hanging over us in June 1967 and that Israel was fighting for its physical existence is only bluff, which was born and developed after the war.”

Israeli General Matityahu Peled, Ha’aretz, 19 March 1972.

9. “If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti – Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault ? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?”

David Ben Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): Quoted by Nahum Goldmann in Le Paraddoxe Juif (The Jewish Paradox), pp121.

9a. Ben Gurion also warned in 1948 : “We must do everything to insure they ( the Palestinians) never do return….The old will die and the young will forget.”

10. “We have to kill all the Palestinians unless they are resigned to live here as slaves.”

Chairman Heilbrun of the Committee for the Re-election of General Shlomo Lahat, the mayor of Tel Aviv, October 1983.

11. “Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don’t worry about American pressure on Israel. We the Jewish people, control America and the Americans know it.”

- Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001, speaking to Shimon Peres, as reported on Kol Yisrael radio.

12. “We declare openly that the Arabs have no right to settle on even one centimeter of Eretz Israel… Force is all they do or ever will understand. We shall use the ultimate force until the Palestinians come crawling to us on all fours.”

Rafael Eitan, Chief of Staff of the Israeli Defense Forces – Gad Becker, Yediot Ahronot 13 April 1983, New York Times 14 April 1983.

13. “We must do everything to ensure they [the Palestinian refugees] never do return.”

David Ben-Gurion, in his diary, 18 July 1948, quoted in Michael Bar Zohar’s Ben-Gurion: the Armed Prophet, Prentice-Hall, 1967, p. 157.

15. “We should prepare to go over to the offensive. Our aim is to smash Lebanon, Trans-Jordan, and Syria. The weak point is Lebanon, for the Moslem regime is artificial and easy for us to undermine. We shall establish a Christian state there, and then we will smash the Arab Legion, eliminate Trans-Jordan; Syria will fall to us. We then bomb and move on and take Port Said, Alexandria and Sinai.”

David Ben-Gurion, May 1948, to the General Staff. From Ben-Gurion, A Biography, by Michael Ben-Zohar, Delacorte, New York 1978.

16. “Jewish villages were built in the place of Arab villages. You do not even know the names of these Arab villages, and I do not blame you because geography books no longer exist. Not only do the books not exist, the Arab villages are not there either. Nahlal arose in the place of Mahlul; Kibbutz Gvat in the place of Jibta; Kibbutz Sarid in the place of Huneifis; and Kefar Yehushua in the place of Tal al-Shuman. There is not a single place built in this country that did not have a former Arab population.”

Moshe Dayan, address to the Technion, Haifa, reported in Haaretz, April 4, 1969.

17. “We walked outside, Ben-Gurion accompanying us. Allon repeated his question, what is to be done with the Palestinian population?’ Ben-Gurion waved his hand in a gesture which said ‘Drive them out!’”

Yitzhak Rabin, leaked cens
Yitzhak Rabin, leaked censored version of Rabin memoirs,
published in the New York Times, 23 October 1979.

18. “We shall reduce the Arab population to a community of woodcutters and waiters”

Rabin’s description of the conquest of Lydda, after the completion of Plan Dalet. Uri Lubrani, PM Ben-Gurion’s special adviser on Arab Affairs, 1960. From “The Arabs in Israel” by Sabri Jiryas.

19. “There are some who believe that the non-Jewish population, even in a high percentage, within our borders will be more effectively under our surveillance; and there are some who believe the contrary, i.e., that it is easier to carry out surveillance over the activities of a neighbor than over those of a tenant. [i] tend to support the latter view and have an additional argument:…the need to sustain the character of the state which will henceforth be Jewish…with a non-Jewish minority limited to 15 percent.
I had already reached this fundamental position as early as 1940 [and] it is entered in my diary.”

Joseph Weitz, head of the Jewish Agency’s Colonization Department. From Israel: an Apartheid State by Uri Davis, p.5.

20. “Everybody has to move, run and grab as many hilltops as they can to enlarge the settlements because everything we take now will stay ours… Everything we don’t grab will go to them.”

Ariel Sharon, Israeli Foreign Minister, addressing a meeting of militants from the extreme right-wing Tsomet Party, Agence France Presse, November 15, 1998.

21. “Spirit the penniless population across the frontier by denying it employment… Both the process of expropriation and the removal of the poor must be carried out discreetly and circumspectly.”

Theodor Herzl, founder of the World Zionist Organization, speaking of the Arabs of Palestine, Complete Diaries, June 12, 1895 entry.

22. “One million Arabs are not worth a Jewish fingernail”

– Rabbi Yaacov Perrin, Feb. 27, 1994
what im anti semitic for showing quotes. go away ignorant person
what im anti semitic because i dont support zionism? those people i quoted are not jews they are zionists who hijacked the jewish religion.

i think its rich that you talk about killing kids and women when youre pro israel

Did you that the government in the near future will make the American people where an rfid chip?

I don’t know if you’ve noticed,but the government has created an rfid(radio frequency identification chip)chip that knows where you are at all times.Once the chip is placed inside your wrist,you can’t hide from them.They have already tested it on animals,and a family in the state of Wyoming already has a chip in their wrists.They’re the first family in America to have an rfi idchip placed in their wrists.The chip is red and black,and it’s the size of a cockroach.I hope you are all ready,because I would rather die than to have the government,use a tracking device to know where I am all times.

The U.S. government is doing this,because they want to control and tell me and you how to live,think,and behave.If you ask me,this is truly the mark of the beast.Revelation chap 13 verses 16 through 18,and Bush and Obama is behind all this.If you don’t believe me and think that I am crazy,search for yourself!!


Did you that the government in the near future will make the American people where an rfid chip?